What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

A neck-tarine!

Why did the vampire go to the hair salon?

Because he wanted a bloody good haircut.

Why did the Minotaur start a career as a baker?

Because he was great at navigating the labyrinthine recipes and kneading dough with his hooves.

Why did the Minotaur start a lawn care business?

Because he was great at navigating tight corners and had a beast of a mower.