Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

Extra Punny

Friday, June 12, 2026

Lettuce who? Lettuce in, and we'll 'romaine' here all night, serving up 'head'-spinning puns until you 'leaf' feeling 'crisp' with laughter!

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who? You know what, I just realized I forgot the rest of the joke. Can I get back to you?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pane

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