✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Extra PunnyFriday, June 12, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce.
Lettuce who? Lettuce in, and we'll 'romaine' here all night, serving up 'head'-spinning puns until you 'leaf' feeling 'crisp' with laughter!
More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Dough.
Dough who? Dough-n't worry, I knead to come in.
Knock knock. Who's there? Don't ask.
Don't ask who? Exactly.
Knock knock. Who's there? A man with a
manuscript for a knock-knock joke, but he's struggling to come up with a decent punchline, and honestly, it's just getting a bit meta at this point.
Knock knock. Who's there? Waiter.
Waiter who? Waiter minute, I thought *I* was supposed to be asking who's there!
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