Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupt

tion. Wait, no. I'm not going to finish the joke. I'm just going to leave you hanging like this, because that's kind of like life, isn't it?

Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce.

Lettuce who? Lettuce *pray* this joke *grows* on you, I've really *leafed* through a lot of ideas to *cultivate* this *gem* just for you, so please *romaine* here and enjoy!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dictionary.

Dictionary who? I'm not defining the terms of this conversation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Maple.

Maple who? Maple syrup to talk to someone, I'm feeling a little drained.