Why did the werewolf go to the library?

Because it was looking for a paws-itive reading experience.

Why did the Invisible Man always struggle to find a new outfit?

Because he could never see himself wearing anything!

Why did Medusa have so much trouble returning her online purchases?

Every time she called customer service, they just froze.

Why did the vampire go to the dance club?

Because he heard it was a bloody good time.