Why did the Cyclops go to the optometrist?

Because it had a vision problem

What's a trick-or-treater's favorite kind of music?

Wrap music!

Why did the Frankenstein's monster get a job at the IT department?

Because he was great at reanimating the network.

Why did the Creature from the Black Lagoon go to the post office?

Because it wanted to send a scaled-up package