Why don't pumpkins ever go trick-or-treating?

Because they're afraid of getting smashed!

Why did the zombie go to the office supply store?

Because he was dying for some new pens

Why did the mummy have such a hard time on his first camping trip?

He kept getting tangled up trying to get into his sleeping bag!

Why did the mummy get lost in the department store?

Because he kept getting wrapped up in all the sales!