Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce.

Lettuce who? Lettuce *pray* this joke *grows* on you, I've really *leafed* through a lot of ideas to *cultivate* this *gem* just for you, so please *romaine* here and enjoy!

Knock knock. Who's there? Candice.

Candice who? Candice door open? I'm getting board waiting!

Knock knock. Who's there? Tank.

Tank who? Tank you for opening the door!

Knock knock. Who's there? Sherwood.

Sherwood who? Sherwood you let me in, it's chilly out here!