I asked my dad to teach me how to fix a broken appliance for Father's Day, so I could finally learn from the master of DIY repairs

He smiled and said, 'The only thing I'm going to fix is the fact that you still call me for help, by teaching you how to do it yourself, just like I did with your grandfather, and his father before him.'

My dad's garage is so well-organized, he can find anything in it

except his social life

My dad's garage is so organized,

he can find a screw from 1987 faster than I can find my phone in my room.

My dad's lawn care routine is so rigorous,

I'm starting to think he's not trying to win the neighborhood lawn competition, but the heart of the mailman who has to navigate the maze of his perfectly manicured garden