Why did the Christmas tree go to the party?

Because it wanted to branch out and meet new people.

Why did the snowman go to the party?

Because he heard it was a cooler event.

Why did Santa hire an accountant at the North Pole?

He needed someone to manage all the 'claus-es' in his annual budget.

Why are elves so good at making toys?

They have a lot of elf-esteem!