What do you call a present that arrives after Christmas?

A past present.

Why did Santa's reindeer start a complaint at the North Pole?

Because they felt their workload was deer-pressing and wanted some paws-itive change.

What do you call a reindeer who's an excellent decorator?

Deer-ator

What did the grape say when it got stepped on at the holiday party?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine and said it was having a crush-ing Christmas.