Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It heard it was time to get a good trim and 'Deck the Halls!'

Why did Santa's elves start a union at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to Claus for better working conditions

Why was the snowman invited to all the holiday parties?

Because he's a cool guy to have around!

Why did Santa's reindeer start a union at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to deer-legate their workload and get more rein-deer-ence pay!