I asked my dad how he wanted to spend Father's Day, and he just smiled and said 'just like any other day, with the people I love'

I got my dad a personalized 'Grill Master' apron for Father's Day

Now he's saucier than the barbecue

I asked my dad to teach me how to fix a broken appliance for Father's Day, so I could finally learn from the master of DIY repairs.

He smiled and said, 'The best way to learn is by watching me Google it for the next three hours.'

My dad said he didn't need a thing for Father's Day this year.

But then he added, 'Unless you happen to know where my *other* tape measure is. The good one.'