My dad's friends think he's a master carpenter because of all the home improvement projects he starts

but really, he's just a master of finding creative ways to use duct tape and prayer to hold things together

I found an old letter I wrote to my dad when I was a kid, and it said, 'Dad, I love you more than pizza.'

He said that's still the highest praise he's ever received.

My dad is so good at saving money, he once tried to negotiate with a cashier over the price of air.

But when it comes to spending time with family, he's always been wildly extravagant.

My dad said he didn't need anything for Father's Day this year.

But I know he'd be thrilled if someone just found that obscure Allen wrench he swore he lost 'right after he finished assembling that bookshelf in 2017.'