๐ฅ Dirty Joke
After DarkWednesday, April 1, 2026
I told my girlfriend she was amazing in bed, and she asked me to be more specific.
So I said, 'You're great at hiding the evidence, but sometimes I feel like I'm the one being investigated.'
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She was trying to build a new trellis for her climbing roses.
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