Why did Santa's elves start a petition at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to clause out their overtime!

Why was the candy cane invited to all the Christmas parties?

Because it was a suckers' favorite

Why did Santa's elves go to the North Pole's HR department?

Because they wanted to file a grievance about all the Claus-trophobic workspaces!

What's Santa's favorite type of music?

Wrap music!