Why did Santa's elves go on a strike at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to Claus for better working conditions!

Why was the snowman invited to all the holiday parties?

Because he's a cool guy to have around!

Why did Santa's elves start a training program for reindeer at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to help them deer-velop their skills.

Why did Santa's elves start taking extra breaks at the North Pole?

Because they needed some Claus-ure!