Why did Santa's elves start a union at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to clause for better working conditions

Why did Santa's reindeer start a complaint at the North Pole?

Because they felt their workload was deer-pressing and wanted some paws-itive change.

What do you call a mischievous candy cane?

A hook-lum!

Why did Santa's elves always struggle with delegation?

Because they wanted to handle every *present* themselves!