Why did Frosty have a hard time paying his bills on time?

Because he was always a little flaky with his payments and would often melt under pressure!

What's a Christmas tree's favorite social media platform?

Pine-terest.

Why did the scarecrow win an award at the Christmas party?

Because he was outstanding in his field of holiday cheer

What's the biggest difference between Christmas spirit and a fruitcake?

Everyone actually *wants* the Christmas spirit!