Why did the gingerbread cookie go to the Christmas party?

Because it was a snap decision!

Why are elves so good at making toys?

They have a lot of elf-esteem!

Why do parents sometimes feel like they're living in "Home Alone" during the holidays?

Because after the kids help decorate, the entire house becomes a booby trap!

What do you call a broken candy cane?

A mint-ake!