What's a candy cane's favorite dance?

The peppermint twist!

Why did Santa's elves start a book club at the North Pole?

Because they heard it was a novel way to meet new people and get some elf-help!

What's an elf's favorite type of music?

Wrap music!

Why did Santa hire a quality control expert for his Naughty or Nice list?

He wanted to ensure there were no claus for concern.