Why did Frosty the Snowman have kids

Because he wanted a family that was chill

Why did Santa's reindeer go to therapy?

They had a lot of 'deer-pressing' issues to work through.

Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?

Because he had low elf-esteem.

Why did Santa's elves start a union at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to clause for better working conditions