Why did Santa's elves start a union at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to Claus for better working conditions

Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist?

Because it was feeling a little root-less and wanted to branch out.

Why did the snow globe always look so nervous around the holidays?

Because everyone kept shaking it and asking for a 'White Christmas'!

Why did Santa bring a ladder to the workshop?

He heard productivity was climbing!