I bought a bunch of bananas at the store yesterday, but when I got home, I noticed one of them looked really sad and bruised. It was practically falling apart.

I guess it was feeling un-peel-y.

I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby about my new diet.

I'm trying to start a career in welding, but it's not a glowing review yet.