Why are Christmas lights such great comedians?

Because they always know how to lighten the mood!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman

Why did Santa invest in noise-cancelling headphones?

He was tired of hearing 'All I Want for Christmas Is You' on repeat for two months straight.

Why did Santa's elves go to the North Pole's IT department?

They needed to update their sleigh-ware