What's a Christmas tree's favorite game show?

The Spruce is Right!

Why did the head elf always carry a magnifying glass around the workshop?

He liked to keep an *elf-eye* on quality control.

What's the real 'Polar Express' for most parents on Christmas morning?

The express trip from their bed to the coffee maker.

Why did Santa's elves always struggle with delegation?

Because they wanted to handle every *present* themselves!