I'm thinking about starting a family.

But then I remember climate change, and I just buy another houseplant.

I've been doing the work in therapy to develop a growth mindset

but so far, the only thing that's grown is my therapist's billable hours

My therapist asked me what my five-year plan was.

I told her, 'Survive and maybe afford therapy for another five years?'

I told my therapist I've been struggling to practice self-compassion

So she charged me extra for being mean to myself during the session