I'm trying to follow the classic boomer advice to 'invest in real estate'

but the only property I can afford is a timeshare in my parents' basement

I'm at the point where I'm considering a side hustle

but the only thing I can sell is my plasma, and even that's not getting a good price on the market

I just turned the age my parents were when they bought their first house.

I just hit 'add to cart' on a new houseplant.

I'm trying to buy a house, but the market is insane

I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that's less than my student loans