I told my manager I was feeling overwhelmed

and they said 'you just need to prioritize your tasks and remember, we're all in this together... as a high-performing team, not as people who will actually support you'

I'm starting to think the only asset I'll ever own is a decent wifi connection

I'm really trying to plan for the future.

My long-term plan is just to survive long enough to see the next season of whatever I'm binging.

I tried cutting out avocado toast to save money for a down payment.

Turns out the problem wasn't the avocado toast, it was the entire housing market.