My boomer parents told me to 'just invest in a diversified portfolio.'

📱 Millennial Joke

Broke Era

Sunday, September 13, 2026

I told them my diversified portfolio is currently four different streaming subscriptions and a crippling student loan.

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I've got so many side hustles,

my main job is starting to feel like a very expensive hobby.

I've been trying to adult by following boomer advice

But it turns out 'investing in myself' just means I'm $50,000 in debt with a degree and a Peloton

I'm trying to adult, but my budget is a puzzle

and the only piece that fits is ramen noodles

My therapist said I need to 'regulate my nervous system.'

My nervous system said, 'Just one more TikTok.'

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