Knock knock. Who's there? Fig.

Fig who? Fig-ure it out yourself!

Knock knock. Who's there? Vaughn.

Vaughn who? Vaughn voyage! Hope your journey's ship-shape and full of bon-bons!

Knock knock. Who's there? Byte.

Byte who? I'm having a little trouble processing your question.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.