๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraTuesday, June 23, 2026
I'm trying to buy a house, but it seems like the only thing I can afford is the Zillow subscription
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I'm trying to buy a house, but the market is crazy
I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that's less than my student loan
I've been doing the work in therapy to develop a growth mindset
but so far, the only thing that's grown is my therapist's billable hours
My parents always told me to 'work hard and you'll be rewarded.'
Well, I'm working hard, and my reward is a higher co-pay for therapy.
I've been doing the work in therapy to develop healthier coping mechanisms
Now I can procrastinate with a clear conscience and call it 'self-care'.
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