๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraSaturday, May 23, 2026
I'm trying to buy a house, but the market is crazy
I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that's less than my student loan
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My therapist asked if I did my journaling homework.
I said, 'Yes, I journaled about how I didn't want to do my journaling homework.'
I finally achieved financial stability.
Now I can afford the premium subscription to my anxiety app.
I've been doing the work in therapy to recognize my emotional triggers
now I can identify the exact moment I'm about to send a drunk text
My therapist said my avoidant attachment style keeps me from genuine connection.
So naturally, I've just been avoiding their emails.
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