๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Therapist MaterialThursday, May 28, 2026
I've been doing the work in therapy to develop healthier coping mechanisms
Now I can procrastinate with a clear conscience and call it 'self-care'.
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I've been doing the work in therapy to recognize my unhealthy patterns
Now I can identify all the ways I'm sabotaging my relationships, but that doesn't mean I've stopped doing them
My company says 'we're a family here,'
which is weird because my actual family never expects me to work weekends for free.
I suggested replacing our daily stand-up meeting with a simple email update, but my manager said
that would ruin the 'synergy' of watching each other drink coffee for 15 minutes
I told my therapist I was having trouble with self-regulation, so she gave me a mood journal to track my emotions.
Now my anxiety just has a very organized to-do list.
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