Why did the cranberry sauce always get invited to parties?

Because it knew how to jell with everyone!

Alright everyone, time to get to the 'meat' of the matter.

I hope this carving demonstration is truly carve-tivating!

At my family's Thanksgiving, the only thing more stuffed than the turkey...

...are the guests an hour later, trying to stay awake on the couch.

I'm really excited to carve this bird, but it does make me a little nostalgic...

...thinking back to when it was just a paltry little thing.