Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little tart!

I've been feeling grateful for our Thanksgiving dinner tradition

because it's the one time a year where I'm a cut above the rest

Wow, this turkey looks absolutely perfect.

It's almost un-gobble-lievable!

At our Thanksgiving, the quietest part of the evening isn't during the blessing.

It's about an hour after dinner, when everyone's successfully entered their food coma.