Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a relish for bad health

Alright everyone, it's time for the main event! As I carve this magnificent turkey, I just hope my knife work doesn't lead to any...

...fowl play.

In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition

Where we all pretend to like each other for one day, and then immediately start arguing over who gets to control the TV remote

I've got a fowl feeling about this meal