In my family, Thanksgiving dinner is like a competitive sport.

The winner is whoever can deflect the most personal questions without choking on a dinner roll.

Why did I bring a ladder to the Thanksgiving table?

I wanted to take our meal to a higher level!

Thanksgiving dinner at my house is like a science experiment

because we're never quite sure what's going to explode first, the turkey or my aunt's opinions

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is the one time of year

where we all gather to eat, argue, and remember why we don't live together