Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure!

I've been trying to figure out why the turkey went to the doctor

Because it had a fowl cough!

In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition

where we all take a deep breath and pretend to like each other's cooking

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party dressed as a turkey?

Because it was a berry good disguise and a fowl way to get an invite