Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is like a recipe for disaster

Because we're always mixing relatives and politics

Why did the stuffing go to therapy?

Because it was feeling crumby

Why did I bring a ladder to the Thanksgiving table?

I wanted to take our meal to a higher level!

At our Thanksgiving dinner, the only thing thicker than the gravy...

...is the silence after my cousin asks if anyone's seen his ex-girlfriend.