My uncle takes his role as the Thanksgiving turkey carver very seriously.

He calls it 'deconstructing poultry,' we call it 'making confetti'.

Why did the stuffing always win debates?

Because it had all the right fillings!

As I carve into this magnificent Thanksgiving turkey, I just want to say...

This bird truly is a work of poultry in motion!

At my family's Thanksgiving, the only thing more stuffed than the turkey...

...are the guests an hour later, trying to stay awake on the couch.