๐ฆ Thanksgiving Joke
Grateful GroansWednesday, September 16, 2026
I'm really excited to carve this bird, but it does make me a little nostalgic...
...thinking back to when it was just a paltry little thing.
More Thanksgiving Jokes
The biggest mystery at our Thanksgiving dinner isn't how Aunt Martha made that gelatin salad.
It's whether the turkey or my cousin started crying first after someone asked about his career choices.
At our Thanksgiving, the gravy boat isn't the only thing getting passed around.
So are thinly veiled criticisms about my life choices.
I've got a great reason why the turkey is so relaxed this Thanksgiving
It's having a gobbler of a time, but it's stuffed with anxiety about being the main course!
I've been feeling really fowl about my cooking skills this Thanksgiving
But I think I've finally got a gobbling good recipe down!
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