๐จ Dad Joke
Friday, March 20, 2026
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
More Dad Jokes
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
Your mom asked me to whip up some eggs for breakfast this morning, but I couldn't find the whisk anywhere. I looked in every drawer and cupboard, but it was nowhere to be seen.
I guess you could say I was at my *wits* end.
I took my kids to the farm and we saw a cow playing a guitar
I guess you could say it was a moo-sical genius
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