I tried to start a garden in my backyard, but it's been a real struggle.

I guess you could say it's a growing concern.

What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

My son was reading a book about volcanoes, and he came across a really interesting fact about how they erupt. He asked me if I knew how volcanoes tell secrets.

I told him they usually 'lava' to tell the truth.