๐จ Dad Joke
Classic DadThursday, June 25, 2026
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
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I tried to start a career as a beekeeper, but it wasn't going well.
I guess you could say I didn't bee suited for the job.
So I was at the museum with my kids, and we saw an exhibit on ancient Egypt. The kids were fascinated by the mummies and the pyramids, and we started learning about pharaohs and their tombs. I asked the tour guide if they had found any interesting artifacts recently
and he said they had uncovered a lot of old 'wrap'!
I took my kids to the orchard to pick some apples, and we met a farmer who was known for his cleverness.
He was the core of the operation.
My bike is always tired because it's two-tired.
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