Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fun-gi

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

I tried to write a pun about a broken pencil, but it was pointless.

So I was watching a nature show with the kids about different kinds of trees, and we saw some really tall ones. My daughter asked me if all trees were good at remembering things.

I told her, 'No, only the ones with good mem-oaks!'