I've been trying to save up for a down payment on a house

but at this rate, I'll be able to afford a mortgage when I'm eligible for a senior discount

I finally finished my masterpiece.

It's a spreadsheet tracking all my subscription services.

My boomer parents told me, 'Just work hard and save your money.'

Now I'm working three jobs, and my savings account balance looks like my phone's battery percentage at 3 PM.

I'm trying to follow the classic boomer advice to 'invest in real estate'

but the only property I can afford is a timeshare in my parents' basement