I have so many side hustles now,

my tax return looks like a 'Help Wanted' sign.

I told my therapist I understand all my unhealthy patterns now.

She asked what I plan to do, and I said, 'Probably just keep understanding them.'

I've been trying to develop a self-care routine in therapy

But so far, it just consists of apologizing to my plants for neglecting them

Our CEO kept saying 'we're a family here' until I asked for a vacation day to attend my actual family's reunion

and suddenly I was 'abandoning the team'.