๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage DadWednesday, June 24, 2026
My dad's lawn care routine is so rigorous,
I'm starting to think he's not trying to win the neighborhood lawn competition, but the heart of the mailman who has to navigate the maze of his perfectly manicured garden
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I asked my dad what his all-time favorite Father's Day gift was.
He didn't even hesitate. He pointed to the lopsided, hand-painted mug I made him in kindergarten and said, 'This one. It reminded me that the best things in life don't cost a thing... and also that you're worth every penny.'
My dad said for Father's Day, he didn't want anything fancy.
Just a solemn family vow that his favorite 10mm socket wouldn't mysteriously vanish from his toolbox for the rest of the year.
My dad finally started using emojis in his texts.
Now every message, even 'Did you remember to change the oil?', comes with a little red heart. I think it's his subtle way of reminding me he loves me, and also, that I need to check my car.
My dad's Father's Day tradition is
spending the day fixing everything my mom broke while trying to help him with his projects
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