๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage DadSunday, July 26, 2026
My dad's Father's Day tradition is
spending the day fixing everything my mom broke while trying to help him with his projects
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My dad always says he doesn't need anything fancy for Father's Day, just a quiet afternoon and a perfectly mowed lawn.
But then I caught him showing off the misshapen clay mug I made him in kindergarten to his golf buddies, and I realized his heart's true desire was always just for us to be there... and maybe make him something.
My dad's garage is so organized,
he can find a screw from 1992 faster than I can find my car keys.
I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day.
He said, 'Just the perfect articulating ladder so I can finally reach that one spot on the gutters I've been meaning to fix since last spring.'
I asked my dad what his ideal Father's Day relaxation involved.
He said, 'A few hours in the garage, finally organizing my screws by size and thread.'
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