What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

I'm trying to start a career in beekeeping, but it's a hive of activity

So, I was at the restaurant the other night, and I asked the waiter if they had any specials. He told me about their amazing seafood platter, and I told him it sounded delicious.

Then I asked him, 'Do you accept crustaceans?'

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!