I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!

Why did the cat join a band?

Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist

I was at the amusement park with my family over the weekend, and we spent the day riding roller coasters and eating all sorts of fried treats. As we were walking through the midway, we came across a vendor selling all sorts of unusual snacks, including fried insects. My kids were fascinated by the idea of eating bugs, and I have to admit, I was a little curious too.

I guess you could say we were having a buggy appetite that day.