👨 Dad Joke
Storyteller DadTuesday, July 21, 2026
I was at the zoo with my family over the weekend, and we spent a lot of time watching the monkeys swing from tree to tree. The kids were laughing at their antics, and I was impressed by their agility. As we were leaving the enclosure, I turned to my kids and said
I guess you could say they were hanging around all day!
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