Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

So I was helping my kids with their homework and we were learning about different types of clouds, like cumulus and stratus. My son asked me if all clouds were good at hiding things. I thought for a moment and then said

they're great at covering their bases!

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.