I told my wife she was going to start a tree-mendous gardening career

but she just wanted to branch out and try something new

So I was helping my kids with their homework and we were learning about different types of clouds, like cumulus and stratus. My son asked me if all clouds were good at hiding things. I thought for a moment and then said

they're great at covering their bases!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

I took my kids to the bakery and saw a big tray of donuts

I guess you could say they were hole lot of trouble to resist