๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Therapist Materialโ Won 0 of 1 battleWednesday, April 1, 2026
I told my therapist I've been struggling to practice self-compassion
So she charged me extra for being mean to myself during the session
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I've been working on my financial literacy.
Mostly so I can understand *exactly* why I'll never own a home.
I told my therapist I was having trouble committing to consistent routines because of my disorganized attachment style.
She just sighed and said, 'So you're saying you're disorganized?'
I'm trying to buy a house, but the market is insane
I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that's less than my student loans
My boomer parents told me the secret to success was to 'pull myself up by my bootstraps.'
I'm still trying to find a pair of boots I can afford.
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