I'm really trying to get my finances in order.

But my most expensive hobby is currently 'being alive.'

I've been doing the work in therapy to develop a growth mindset

but so far, the only thing that's grown is my therapist's billable hours

I finally achieved financial stability.

Now I can afford the premium subscription to my anxiety app.

My financial advisor asked me about my long-term investments.

I told him, 'My houseplants. They're the only thing in my life consistently showing growth.'