I asked my parents for housing advice, and they said to just 'save up' and 'be patient',

which is like telling someone to 'just breathe' while they're drowning in student loans.

I've been trying to save up for a down payment on a house

but at this rate, I'll be able to afford a mortgage when I'm eligible for a senior discount

I've been searching for a affordable apartment

but it seems the only thing I can afford is a participation trophy for trying

I finally feel like I'm really adulting.

I just paid rent and immediately felt the urge to take a nap on the floor.