Knock knock. Who's there? Wanda.

Wanda who? Wanda why you won't open the door!

Knock knock. Who's there? Fig

Fig who? Fig-ure it out yourself, I'm busy!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dough.

Dough who? Dough-n't worry, I knead to come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hearse.

Hearse who? Hearse a real groaner for ya: I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough to roll with the big timers!