Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

Classic Knock

Thursday, July 2, 2026

Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, we're going on vacation!

More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.

Knock knock. Who's there? Taco.

Taco who? Taco 'bout a great day to see you!

Knock knock. Who's there? Wu

Wu who? Wu don't know, I'm having an identity crisis!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody.

Nobody who? Exactly. Why are you talking to the door?

Loading comments...