I went to the beach and saw a crab playing a guitar.

I guess you could say it was a shell of a musician.

I decided to start a career in baking, but my cakes weren't rising to the occasion

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger...

...then it hit me.

I decided to take my kids to the air show, and as we were watching the planes fly by, one of them asked me how pilots learn to navigate through the clouds. I told them it's all about getting a little

fog-getful of their surroundings