Why did Santa's elves start a union at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to clause for better working conditions

Why did Santa's elves always struggle with delegation?

Because they wanted to handle every *present* themselves!

Why did Santa get an assistant?

He was tired of claus-trophobia in his office.

Why did the elves install a new quality control system in the workshop?

They wanted to make sure every toy was *present*-able.