Why did Santa's elves start a training program for reindeer at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to help them deer-velop their skills.

Why did the Christmas tree go to the party dressed up?

Because it wanted to branch out and meet new people.

Why did the snowman lose his hat?

He had a melt-down.

Why did the snow globe always look so nervous around the holidays?

Because everyone kept shaking it and asking for a 'White Christmas'!