My dad spent all Father's Day hovering over the grill, proclaiming himself the master chef.

When I complimented his perfectly cooked burgers, he just puffed out his chest and said, "Thanks, I always strive for *grill-iant* results!"

My dad spends more time in his garage than he does in the living room.

I'm pretty sure he's not just fixing things, he's actively trying to achieve enlightenment through socket wrench organization.

I told my dad I was getting him a new gadget for Father's Day to help him with his grilling

Now he's saucier than the BBQ sauce

My dad's ideal Father's Day gift isn't a new gadget or a fancy meal.

It's finding an unlabeled can of paint in the garage that *might* be the perfect match for the trim he painted seven years ago.