I just got a raise, but it's basically just an inflation adjustment

So now I can afford last year's lifestyle, congratulations to me

My idea of a 'starter home' is buying a large storage unit.

And just living in that.

I told my therapist I understand all my unhealthy patterns now.

She asked what I plan to do, and I said, 'Probably just keep understanding them.'

My boss just scheduled a meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting,

and honestly, I think my soul just filed its own resignation.