๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraSaturday, July 4, 2026
I'm trying to follow the classic boomer advice to 'invest in real estate'
but the only property I can afford is a timeshare in my parents' basement
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I asked my manager if I could stop coming to meetings that could've been emails
and they said 'but then you'd miss out on the synergy and collaboration... and also your paycheck'
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So now I can afford last year's lifestyle, congratulations to me
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but the only thing I've accomplished is organizing my bookshelf by recovery journey
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