My therapist told me I need to confront my fears.

So I started a podcast about all my anxieties instead.

I suggested replacing our daily stand-up meeting with a simple email update,

but my manager said that would undermine the 'synergy' we create by all staring at each other in silence for 15 minutes.

I'm trying to buy a house, but my budget is tight

I've got a 500k mortgage and a 5k salary, I'm basically just renting money from the bank at this point

My manager just scheduled a 'quick sync' to discuss our team's 'bandwidth challenges.'

The only bandwidth challenge I have is how much time I'm spending in meetings about not having time.